The Sucide

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Seinfeld - Season 3 - Episode 15 - The Suicide
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About this Seinfeld episode: Elaine needs to fast before an ulcer test, so she tries starving herself three days before the test. After his neighbor Martin tries to commit suicide and ends up in a coma, Jerry is hit on by his girlfriend, Gina, while at the hospital. Elaine and George visit a psychic at her apartment who warns George to cancel his vacation to the Cayman Islands. However, when Elaine rebukes her for smoking while pregnant, the psychic kicks them out before telling George why he should cancel. Terrified, George sells his ticket to Kramer. Jerry becomes worried when Newman (a fellow resident and friend of Martin's) sees Jerry with Gina. Later, in the comatose Martin's hospital room, Newman hints to Jerry that he will tell Martin what's been going on with Jerry and Gina, while Kramer is in there to tell Martin to give him back his vacuum cleaner. Jerry attempts to buy Newman off with the extra Drake's coffee cake that he has; however, Elaine (now starving without food) takes it and devours it before he can even eat it. Meanwhile, George finds Rula the psychic in another hospital room as she is going into labor. He tries to discover from her the reason why he shouldn't go to the Caymans; however, she is taken away to give birth before she can divulge it. Amidst all the commotion Martin awakens from his coma and Newman promptly tells him everything, resulting in Jerry being choked. While in the Caymans, Kramer played nude backgammon with Elle Macpherson, one of the models who was there for a shooting of Sports Illustrated's swimsuit issue. Upon his return he explains to George that he was mildly stung on the foot by a jellyfish, and theorizes that this is why the psychic didn't want George to go on the trip. George sarcastically agrees. George and Jerry leave to have dinner with Elaine (who had to reschedule her appointment) while Kramer rushes back to call Elle.

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  2. Nx Doyle Says:
    March 17, 2020 at 9:58 PM

    I love this one, mainly because of Newman's involvement and Wayne Knight having the essence of the character right from the start. Whether he was an incidental presence or a critical part of the story, he always brought the scenes exactly what they needed.


  3. Sub11 Says:
    June 28, 2020 at 4:37 PM

    Dam this one is kinda dark with the standup


  4. Unknown Says:
    August 17, 2020 at 1:54 AM


    I can relate with that and I know how you feel.....however, remember we are not here for ourselves but we are here for Gods glory and for everyone else's greatest good.....we must remind ourselves we're walking thru the Valley of the shadow of death and we are in a Battlefield 4 The Lost Souls of people! Vanity Vanity all is Vanity and chasing the wind outside of the will of God......"it is only one life, it will soon be past, only What's Done For Christ, will last"


  5. Unknown Says:
    August 17, 2020 at 1:55 AM

    are you a good enough person morally for to go to heaven? how many lies have you told before in your whole life? that is; how many white lies and fibs and exaggerations have you told from your mother's womb until now? have you ever stolen anything before? have you ever looked with lust upon another person? have you ever had sex outside of marriage? have you ever hated anyone before for any reason? have you ever use God's name in vain? have you ever looked at porn or masturbated b4? have you ever downloaded music or movies illegally that you didn't pay for? have you ever lusted after material possession or money before? if you have committed these sins God sees you as a liar and a thief and an adulterer and a fornicator and a blasphemer and a hater at heart and you must face a holy God on the day of judgement! will you be innocent or guilty? will you go to heaven or to hell?Revelation 21 says all liars will have their part in the Lake of Fire! the Bible says that "No thief and no adulterer and no blasphemer and no fornicator and no hater and no lustful selfish person by any means shall inherit the Kingdom of Heaven!" you have broken God's laws and Jesus has paid your fine! (if) you repent and turn away from sin and Trust in Christ; God will forgive every sin you have ever committed in Grant you eternal life! if you refuse to turn away from sins and Trust in Christ, then you must pay for your own sins against God yourself; which means you will spend an eternity in the Lake of Fire, in outer Darkness, where there's a weeping and gnashing of teeth forever!


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